Cats
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Why Cats Knock Things Off Tables: A Scientific Investigation
Your cat isn't clumsy. They know exactly what they're doing. They looked you dead in the eye and pushed your coffee off the counter. Let's discuss.
Cat vs Cucumber: A Rigorous Scientific Investigation
Why do cats leap six feet in the air when confronted with a cucumber? We conducted extremely serious research to find out.
Cats Who Think They're Liquid: A Fluid Dynamics Investigation
Science says cats are solid. Cats respectfully disagree, and they have photographic evidence.
The Definitive Ranking of Cat Nap Positions
Scientists have confirmed what we've long suspected: cats are made of liquid, defiance, and a complete disregard for the laws of spinal anatomy.
The Great Indoor vs. Outdoor Cat Debate
The internet's longest-running argument, right after 'Is a hot dog a sandwich?'
Cats and Cardboard Boxes: A Love Story for the Ages
You spent forty pounds on a designer cat bed. Your cat is sitting in the box it came in. This is the most predictable outcome in the history of pet ownership.
Why Your Cat Brings You Dead Things (It's a Compliment, Apparently)
Nothing says 'I love you' quite like a half-eaten mouse on your pillow at 5 a.m. Here's why your cat thinks this is totally normal.