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Cats

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A cat sitting on a table next to various objects
CatsMar 29, 2026

Why Cats Knock Things Off Tables: A Scientific Investigation

Your cat isn't clumsy. They know exactly what they're doing. They looked you dead in the eye and pushed your coffee off the counter. Let's discuss.

Orange tabby cat staring intensely at camera
CatsMar 28, 2026

Cat vs Cucumber: A Rigorous Scientific Investigation

Why do cats leap six feet in the air when confronted with a cucumber? We conducted extremely serious research to find out.

A cat squeezing into a small cardboard box
CatsMar 22, 2026

Cats Who Think They're Liquid: A Fluid Dynamics Investigation

Science says cats are solid. Cats respectfully disagree, and they have photographic evidence.

A cat curled up in a tight ball on a blanket
CatsMar 22, 2026

The Definitive Ranking of Cat Nap Positions

Scientists have confirmed what we've long suspected: cats are made of liquid, defiance, and a complete disregard for the laws of spinal anatomy.

An orange tabby cat staring out a window
CatsMar 22, 2026

The Great Indoor vs. Outdoor Cat Debate

The internet's longest-running argument, right after 'Is a hot dog a sandwich?'

A cat sitting inside a small cardboard box
CatsMar 13, 2026

Cats and Cardboard Boxes: A Love Story for the Ages

You spent forty pounds on a designer cat bed. Your cat is sitting in the box it came in. This is the most predictable outcome in the history of pet ownership.

A cat looking proud and slightly smug
CatsMar 12, 2026

Why Your Cat Brings You Dead Things (It's a Compliment, Apparently)

Nothing says 'I love you' quite like a half-eaten mouse on your pillow at 5 a.m. Here's why your cat thinks this is totally normal.